This is why I don't own a cat

I go to my brother's house for 10 minutes to get a few things and I come home like this.



I consider this both a curse and a blessing. The curse is that it itches like hell. The blessing is that if Alene liked cats (she doesn't, so I guess this is a moot point), I have an excuse as to why we can't have cats.

I hate allergic reactions. I guess it could be worse. I could be allergic to football or pizza.