I bust up every time I see this

If you have IT, you don’t need IT
If you need IT, you don’t have IT
If you have IT, you need more of IT
If you have more of IT, you don’t need less of IT
You need IT, to get IT
And you certainly need IT to get more of IT
But if you don’t already have any of IT to begin with
You can’t get any of IT to get started
Which means you really have no idea how to get IT in the first place, do you?
You can share IT, sure
You can even stock-pile IT if you’d like
But you can’t fake IT
Wanting IT
Needing IT
Wishing for IT
The point is: If you’ve never had any of IT, ever, people just seem to know