I'm growing a beard

I grew one toward the end of last fall and it got pretty shaggy for my tastes (more shaggy than I've ever had it). I'm going to try to beat that one.

Anyway, we'll see how patient I can be about it and if the wife can stand it. I don't know how she kisses me with this thing on my face scratching her and such, but she does and does it quite well.

I'm considering these types of beards. Which one should I grow:

Merle Haggard


Hank Williams Jr.


Half-beard dude


Kenny Rogers


Bob Ross (no way I could get my hair to do that though)


Wolf-boy


This guy


Saddam


Rob Zombie


Prince